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Friday, May 01, 2009
Unfuckingbelievable!!!!
I ain't even gonna comment on this one. You gotta read it for yourself.
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/
Swine flu.....
It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly".
Indeed.
And 100 days into Obama's presidency, Swine Flu....
-Thanks to Yolo and Rueben
Indeed.
And 100 days into Obama's presidency, Swine Flu....
-Thanks to Yolo and Rueben
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Deb's gonna be pissed, Jim
Uh oh, I'm fucked now
In what should send a frightening chill down the spine of every blogger, writer, journalist and First Amendment advocate in the United States, Phoenix police raided the home of a blogger who has been highly critical of the department.
Jeff Pataky, who runs Bad Phoenix Cops, said the officers confiscated three computers, routers, modems, hard drives, memory cards and everything necessary to continue blogging.The 41-year-old software engineer said they also confiscated numerous personal files and documents relating to a pending lawsuit he has against the department alleging harassment - which he says makes it obvious the raid was an act of retaliation.
Maricopa County Judge Gary Donahoe signed the search warrant that allowed at least ten cops to raid his home in North Phoenix on March 12 while handcuffing his female roommate for three hours as they tore the place apart.
Pataky, who was out of town on a business trip during the raid, also believes police were retaliating against him for the content of his blog, much of it which comes from inside sources within the department.“They broke into my safe and took the backups of my backups,” he said in a phone interview with Photography is Not a Crime on Wednesday.
“I can’t even file my taxes because all my business plans are gone. They took everything.”
The search warrant lists “petty theft” and “computer tampering with the intent to harass” as probable causes. He has yet to see an actual affidavit that lists in detail the probable cause and is skeptical that one even exists.
“They say everything has been sealed,” he said.
Thanks, Yolo.
Jeff Pataky, who runs Bad Phoenix Cops, said the officers confiscated three computers, routers, modems, hard drives, memory cards and everything necessary to continue blogging.The 41-year-old software engineer said they also confiscated numerous personal files and documents relating to a pending lawsuit he has against the department alleging harassment - which he says makes it obvious the raid was an act of retaliation.
Maricopa County Judge Gary Donahoe signed the search warrant that allowed at least ten cops to raid his home in North Phoenix on March 12 while handcuffing his female roommate for three hours as they tore the place apart.
Pataky, who was out of town on a business trip during the raid, also believes police were retaliating against him for the content of his blog, much of it which comes from inside sources within the department.“They broke into my safe and took the backups of my backups,” he said in a phone interview with Photography is Not a Crime on Wednesday.
“I can’t even file my taxes because all my business plans are gone. They took everything.”
The search warrant lists “petty theft” and “computer tampering with the intent to harass” as probable causes. He has yet to see an actual affidavit that lists in detail the probable cause and is skeptical that one even exists.
“They say everything has been sealed,” he said.
Thanks, Yolo.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tattoo Jim's on a roll
O.K. all the funnies aside, seriously, to all you liberal gun haters in Congress, don't even think about taking away my 2nd Amendment Rights!! Again, seriously, just think about it for one minute. There are CRIMINALS our there... o.k.??? They are the ones who are committing the CRIMES, thus the term CRIMINALS! Are you with me so far??? If you take away MY RIGHT TO DEFEND MYSELF, and the CRIMINALS STILL HAVE THEIR GUNS (still with me? cause as CRIMINALS they haven't turned in their guns), and considering that the cops can't be everywhere, all the time, I'M FUCKED!!! MY FAMILY IS FUCKED!!! MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKED!!! And guess what, liberal anti-gun people... YOU'RE FUCKED!!!Just remember "a gun in the hand is worth more than a cop on the phone"!!!
(I've been reading Curtis Lowe's blog again... you should too.)
I'll stop now.
Tattoo Jim
To view Curtis Lowe's blog, there's a link on my blog roll.
-Wirecutter
Hahahahaha!!!!!
Michael J. Fox goes into an ice cream parlor. All the young girls working there get excited, since he's an actor.
One of the girls asks him excitedly,"What type of ice cream cone would you like?"
And he replied,"It doesn't matter. I'm gonna drop it in 2 seconds anyway."
From Ibeam the Mullet Hunter
One of the girls asks him excitedly,"What type of ice cream cone would you like?"
And he replied,"It doesn't matter. I'm gonna drop it in 2 seconds anyway."
From Ibeam the Mullet Hunter
Monday, April 27, 2009
Die Fucker, Die
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack.
The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.”
“Oh, Dear God,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, “We’ve never had a Liberal in the family before!”
The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.”
“Oh, Dear God,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, “We’ve never had a Liberal in the family before!”
Oh yeah. They're hot.
Badges? We don't need no steenking badges
I checked my site meter a few minutes ago and saw that I had a visitor from the Mexican Government (Mexico, Distrito Federal) and he/she viewed 20 pages. Great - not only do I have OUR government checking my ass out, now the Federales are onto me too. I'm not too worried about it though. They can't even keep their own people under control......
Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......
Gummy Bacon is a great way to scare folks. Here’s how: take some out of the package when no one is looking, cover them in plastic wrap, and wait in your office kitchen. Then, when folks come in, take a strip out, lament how you just don’t have time to cook it, and then eat it anyways! They will be shocked, and you’ll enjoy the nice gummy taste of strawberry - it’s a win/win situation. Gummy Bacon is the only bacon we recommend eating raw - or in the raw (you don’t want grease to spatter on your delicate bits)!
Sunday, April 26, 2009
I LOVE IT!!!!!!
I did something pretty cool today while I was in the mountains burning off a couple hundred rounds through my 41 magnum. I recorded a string of shots on my cell phone and set it as my ringtone.
Now, instead of some faggy melody when somebody calls, I get "Snicksnick BAM, snicksnick BAM" six times.
How fucking cool is that?
Now, instead of some faggy melody when somebody calls, I get "Snicksnick BAM, snicksnick BAM" six times.
How fucking cool is that?
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